Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

Worst QB League Update- Week Fourteen

NOTE: Kaplan drops Baltimore for Tampa Bay

1) The 'Bright' One

Total: 1,216
Last Week: 68

Washington: 17
Indianapolis: 38
Denver: 8
Philadelphia: 5

2) Dan Bennett

Total: 1,024
Last Week: 96

Miami: 38
Oakland: 36
Kansas City: 21
NY Jets: 1

3) Adam "Sexy Rexy" Kaplan

Total: 986
Last Week: 56

Jacksonville: 14
Chicago: 32
San Diego: 5
Baltimore: 5

4) Steven Anderson

Total: 984
Last Week: 74

Seattle: 7
San Francisco: 21
Cleveland: 22
Arizona: 24

5) Cubsfan4evr1

Total: 912
Last Week: 212

St. Louis: 16
Minnesota: 99
Tennessee: -6
Buffalo: 103