Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

That's Why Mascots Get The Big Bucks

3 comments:

Cubsfan4evr said...: Is that your inspiration to be a mascot? I know your set on the Royals opening for a mascot though.; February 12, 2010 at 5:29 PM
The 'Bright' One said...: I wasnt the one who flew to kc missouri for a job interview...we still dont know what job it was and our money is on that you applied to be the Royals Mascot; February 12, 2010 at 7:07 PM
Cubsfan4evr said...: For some reason there seems to be many IT jobs in Missouri. The job interview was not for the Royals, but an IT job. I tried calling you this week, but you didn't answer. People who answer their phones like DME knew what the job was for.; February 13, 2010 at 12:02 AM