Jay Mariotti Is Officially The Worst Sports Announcer In The World

Ladies and gentlemen, the competition is over. 32 men walked into the ring, only one man is left standing. That man (if you can call him one) is Jay Mariotti. It was a close vote, but someone had to win. Though Joe Morgan and Joe Buck will always be the worst sports announcers in my mind, Mariotti takes the honors tonight. His daily mumbo jumbo on Around The Horn is terrible; his sports columns are terrible; his personality is terrible. When it comes to sucking, there are few worse than ex-Sun Times writer (if you can call what he does writing) Jay Mariotti. Ozzie Guillen would surely approve of this award.

As Keith Olbermann would say, "he's the worst sports announcer, in the woooooorld."

Congratulations Jay Mariotti. You make our ears bleed harder than anyone else.

Vote results below (click to enlarge). Thank you to EVERYONE for voting!

1 comments:

The 'Bright' One said...

When are we doing worst late night news broadcaster? I tend to like Keith Olbermann. I'd nominate Nancy Grace, but random missing teenage girls is not really news