Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

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Patrick Shart gets destroyed, scores 2 goals

Somehow, Sharp didn't die after getting his head taken off on this hit. Actually he didn't miss a shift. Actually he wont on to score 2 goals in the game. This isn't baseball where players are out for 2 months from sneezing(Sammy), carrying meat(Barmes), walking through glass screen(Pence), or sun tanning(Marty Cordova)