Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

Matthew Berry Doesnt Care Much For Your Emails

ESPN.COM fantasy experts each made a list of the top 250 fantasy players for the second half and the rankings were averaged out for the 6 analysts. The experts were shockingly consistent with each other on most rankings, except for one certain player. You guessed it, Dan Haren. Berry ranked his as the 59th best fantasy contributor for the second half, while the other 5 experts ranked him 11, 12, 16, 17, 19. Berry is either an evil genius, or has an irrational hatred of Dan Haren. Haren is from Cali and Berry has lived in LA. Maybe they had an encounter and Haren stole Berry's gf while Berry was piss drunk one night. Personally, I cant wait to see the second half numbers Haren puts up in the second half.