Where In The World Is Bartolo Colon?

Today, Kenny Williams mentioned that they can not locate Bartolo Colon. Multiple choice of places Colon can be:

a) At home on the couch eating Cheetos
b) At Krispy Kremes
c) At the gym trying to lose weight
d) At Home on the couch eating Twizzlers
e) Teaching young guys like Manny Parra, Jonathan Sanchez, and Brandon Morrow how to pitch

3 comments:

David "MVP" Eckstein said...

you forgot "aT HOME ON COUCH EATING POTATO CHIPS"

David "MVP" Eckstein said...

also, how do you lose a pitcher you can see from space?

Cubsfan4evr said...

He seriously said he lost his pitcher? That is pretty funny.