Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

Greg Oden Poses For Playgirl, In His Own Bathroom, With His Own Camera (NSFW)

If you don't like to start your day with the sight of a giant, black man's genitalia, then this slideshow is definitely not for you.

*UPDATE*

Apparently Oden's legal team has been threatening blogs for displaying his private parts with unauthorized photos, so I decided to take them down from our site as well. I mean it would be hard for Oden to sue us, considering we have no money. And I dont even know how he would reach our blog. Heck, I dont even know how to reach our blog.

For those of you who are not threatened by state and federal law, you can find the pictures here

3 comments:

Anonymous said...: game of inches, indeed; January 26, 2010 at 3:42 PM
The 'Bright' One said...: Zing!; January 26, 2010 at 4:01 PM
David "MVP" Eckstein said...: Dear BAD SPORTS MANAGEMENT

This letter you are sending out seems like a vague, unsubstantiated threat. We are violating state and federal law? Which law(s)? Show me that I have to cease what I am doing and how I violated what law. Provide me with this information and I will be more than happy to comply; however, do not make blanket legal threats at me.

Sincerely yours,
Another Jew Lawyer; January 27, 2010 at 12:09 AM