Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

Brandon Inge Will Win The Home Run Derby!

Let's be honest, there's absolutely no data whatsoever that can form a rational argument to say who will or will not win the Home Run Derby so while everybody is saying Pujols will win the Derby, I'm gonna say Brandon Inge. If I'm wrong (which I'm sure I will be) who the fuck cares!? But if I win, then I look like a genius.

2 comments:

The 'Bright' One said...: 1) I will go with ryan howard

2) Mauer will not hit more than 3

3) Prince Fielder may injure himself; July 13, 2009 at 6:59 PM
Adam Kaplan said...: We are obviously ALL wrong, my post was joke and I went with the obvious runt of the liter (which I was right on) to win it all to prove just how pointless guessing this shit it

1) Ryan Howard didn't make the final
2) Mauer hit 5
3) Prince won it all without injuring himself

See, gussing this shit is pointless, and while we're on the subject, AL will win tonight; July 14, 2009 at 6:36 PM