Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

Game Of Inches Football Results: Week One

Pigskin Pick 'Em

1) Sexy Rexy (13-3)
Clutch Games: Kansas City over San Diego; Houston over Indy
WTF Games: N/A

2) Cubsfan (11-5)
Clutch Games: Seattle over San Fran; Baltimore over New York (AFC)
WTF Games: Picking Cleveland over Tampa Bay

3) The 'Bright' One (10-6)
Clutch Games: Baltimore over New York (AFC); Jacksonville over Denver
WTF Games: Picking Carolina over New York (NFC) and Atlanta over Pittsburgh

Fantasy Football GOI League

Sexy Rexy: (W) (1-0), 6th overall, 4th in Michelle Beadle division
Cubsfan: (W) (1-0), 3rd overall, 2nd in Erin Andrews division
TBO: (L) (0-1), 12th overall, 6th in Erin Andrews division

Notables:
- Cubsfan defeats TBO 101.5 to 79
- Cubsfan lost Ryan Grant for the year and Kevin Kolb for a few weeks