Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

Dan Bernstein Loses It

On our latest podcast, I referenced a massive blow up by Dan Bernstein over the summer on the Chicago radio airwaves. Not surprisingly it made it to youtube. First he loses it over Juan Pierre, cools down over Lebron, and loses it again over Dimiti Young. All capped off with his seizure at the 5:10 mark.

1 comments:

Adam Kaplan said...: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha This was awesome. While he was right on everything (besides the fact that Young actually does have a career.292 batting average), Jesus Christ take a chill pill.; January 26, 2011 at 11:09 PM