Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

Get A Sense Of Humor Golden Globes

After Ricky Gervais' performance, many critics and old stuffy white dudes criticized the hist for being too lewd, crude, and actually funny. These are the same people who hated on Chris Rock in 2005 when he hosted the Oscars. Yet these same people criticized Jon Stewart for not being funny. Well make up your mind, do you want these people to be tame or to be funny? You can't have it both ways.

I personally loved Gervais (and Rock a few years back). These award shows are a bunch of narcissistic blowhards patting themselves on the back. God forbid we can laugh at them while they do it.