Derek Jeter is washed up

According to, Deter Jeter will have a supporting role in the upcoming Adam McKay movie "The Other Guys." The kicker? Derek Jeter will be playing a washed up version of himself, four years removed from baseball. The promotional picture (below) is absolutely hilarious.

I guess the backstory to the plot is that ESPN jerked off so much to Derek Jeter that their dick fell off. Either that or John Kruk ate everyone else from Baseball Tonight. Why else wouldn't Captain Clutch be slumming it up with Joe Morgan in 2018?


The 'Bright' One said...

we should all make guesses as to what derek jeter will be doing 10 years from now. I say president of the united states

Sexy Rexy said...

I say fucking different hot chicks- the same thing we has been doing and the same thing he's going to do for the rest of his life