
I guess the backstory to the plot is that ESPN jerked off so much to Derek Jeter that their dick fell off. Either that or John Kruk ate everyone else from Baseball Tonight. Why else wouldn't Captain Clutch be slumming it up with Joe Morgan in 2018?
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we should all make guesses as to what derek jeter will be doing 10 years from now. I say president of the united states
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