Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

Nobody Likes Jimmy Clausen

ESPN.com is reporting that a fan punched Jimmy Clausen outside of a restaurant this morning and Clausen now as a swollen eye. Good.

2 comments:

Adam Kaplan said...: Thank You TBO; November 25, 2009 at 2:12 AM
rakeback said...: Clausen should be a top 10 pick in the upcoming draft, but its hard to project him in the pros because he has put up great stats but didnt necessarily shows the intangibles needed to win at the next level.; December 7, 2009 at 3:40 PM