Randy's Johnson

Just in case you missed this little detail that was buried in my Marlins rant earlier today, the city of Seattle recently approved building a strip club next door to Safe Co. Field. Perhaps it's the city's great "fuck you" to the biggest prudes in baseball for continuously ripping the taxpayers off. They should call it The Foul Pole (or Randy's Johnson) for good measure. Got a funny strip club name that isn't "Big Unit?" Leave it in the comments.


David "MVP" Eckstein said...

a few strip club names popped in my head:

Second base
Slumpbusters (for Mark Grace)
The Longball
Wood Bats
The backdoor slider

David "MVP" Eckstein said...

The Batter's BOX

The 'Bright' One said...

golden sambrero
triple play
split finger
steve sax
spit ball
artificial turf
the hot corner

still i will take the slumpbuster