Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

Joe Mauer Wins MVP Unanimously, Minus 1 Moron

Mauer led the American League in average, on-base, and slugging - the true triple crown while playing catcher. Some moron voted for Miguel Cabrera, cause boozing and beating your wife before the most important game of the season really spikes your grindiness per nine (g/9)

2 comments:

David "MVP" Eckstein said...: How did Placido Polanco, Michael Cudder and Jason Kubel end up with MVP Votes???

http://bbwaa.com/; November 23, 2009 at 3:41 PM
David "MVP" Eckstein said...: Also, how is Greinke, the Cy Young winner who had the highest WAR for a pitcher since 2004, end up behind Mo Rivera???; November 23, 2009 at 3:42 PM