We reached the 500 post mark yesterday. Thank you and congratulations to all of us who made this possible by not doing homework, watching excessive amounts of baseball and wasting countless hours on countless topics.
We rule.
We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
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1 comments:
I HAVE KIDNAPPED YOUR HUSBAND, HERE ARE MY DEMANDS
ONE: A POUND OF BLOW
TWO: THREE HOOKERS
THREE: A LOT OF BOOZE
PLEASE HAVE IT DELIVERED TO THE LARGE CARDBOARD BOX BEHIND THE REHAB CENTER IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN
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