I have just lost my MLB network virginity

Finally I have arrived home and can enjoy some digital cable action, most notably the bran new MLB network, which really should have been invented years ago. One of the first things i heard made me think the network has a similar sense of humor to the GOI writers. Prior to showing the highlights to the Cardinals game today, they played a 10 second audio clip of the announcers key to the game. Here is what the Cards announcer states as the key to the game.

The key to Todd Wellenmeyer is to have a low hit game. When he has a high hit game, he can't keep from giving up runs


I'm glad MLB network isnt afraid to point out the stupidity of baseball announcers, which are the worst in all of sports and will be further documented in a future post. I'm super excited to see how this new channel will enhance the baseball watching experience.

4 comments:

David "MVP" Eckstein said...

they also talk about K/BB! :D

Sexy Rexy said...

For some stupid ass reason my house doesn't get MLB network! NOOOOOOO!

I'm coming over to your house to spend the summer

David "MVP" Eckstein said...

i have MLBN too...

The 'Bright' One said...

yeah but your parents scare the bagesus out of sexy rexy