Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

Tony La Russa drunk on Pujol's power (and wine)

Thanks to The Bright One for this link.

3 comments:

Adam Kaplan said...: Hey i feel for La Russa. Because when I get really tired I know I believe there are 8 "Z"s in the alphabet one one of them comes after "M"; May 9, 2009 at 4:25 AM
The 'Bright' One said...: no, la russa remembered that he had the flu a week prior, only after the cop suggested the idea; May 9, 2009 at 10:30 AM
David "MVP" Eckstein said...: noone cares he's the cards coach; May 9, 2009 at 10:38 AM