Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

The cubs arent waiting for the playoffs to suck

The Cubs season is off to a rocky start to say the least. After getting off to an 8-4 start, the cubbies have lost 4 straight and look to be over matched at the plate. But the worst thing is all the injuries to only are best players. Why cant Aaron Miles go on the DL please. So far, Ramirez, Soto, Marmol, Lee and Bradley have all missed time. And Soriano just got hit in the back of the head by a fastball. Fantastic, just what we need