Box Score Tonight: April 13

This has gone too far. Someone break up the Padres!!!

• Dye, Konerko both hit home run #300, in the same game, back to back. Hey, it happens every 132 years of baseball. Dewayne Wise hurts his shoulder on a catch, White Sox fans rejoice.
• Pirates pitchers figured out this year it's bad to walk hitters as Zack Duke throws a 4 hit, 2 walk shutout. Former hitting champ Freddy Sanchez hitting .375 with 6 doubles in a contract year. What a koinkidinkie?
• Ted Lilly takes a no-hitter into the 7th inning and the offense has drawn 19 walks the past 2 game, 5 with the bases loaded.
• Phills win after Harry Kalas died in the booth. Cristian Guzman goes 5-5 and we have another Elijah Dukes sighting. Double, homer, 2 RBI
• Orlando Hudson hits the first Cycle by at Dodger at Dodger stadium. Chad Billingsley should be better than he is, like he was today with 11K
• BJ Upton returns to the Rays with a hit, 3 walks, 2SB, 2 runs, and i forget to start him on my fantasy team. Carlos Pena muscled up for a granny and 6RBI. Wang gave up 9 runs in 1IP, again, and Dirty 30 strikes out Gabe Gapler. That should change the percenption of Jews. Nice job representing Gabe
• Mets Citi Field is enormous. I hope nobody just traded for Carlos Beltran. *Caugh* Eckstein *Caugh*. Oh, yeah, break up the padres.
• Edwin Encarnacion hit a grand slam. I'm surprised Dusty didnt have him bunt. Gallardo and Volquez both sucked, but Gallardo a little more. Jason Kendall broke his 0-25 with 2 hits.
  
• What happens when you mix 2 teams that cant pitch? A 10-9 score.
  Andrew Jones, Chris Davis, and Feliz Pie all homer for the first time as the O's win.
• Greinke goes 5 shutout with 9K as the Indians are now 1-6. Did anyone realize former Sox great Tony Graffanino is still in the majors, playing over Mark Derosa? That should never happen
• Lind and Snyder are really really good. They might actually add some needed offense to the Jays.
• Former Cub great Todd Wellemeyer continues St. Louis amazing pitching with 7 solid innings. Cards are 6-2 with Ryan Franklin being next in line to get a save for the Cards.
• The Red Sox are quitely 2-5 and Jon Lester is really struggling. Maybe it was too soon to anoit him pitching god after only one good season. Jack Cust - homer(check) walk(check) strike out(check). He's like a machine