Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

My turn

5 comments:

Adam Kaplan said...: I don't get the two dudes standing next to each other when one has the Yankee emblem on it and one has a shirt that says "Yankees suck"; April 14, 2009 at 1:51 AM
The 'Bright' One said...: that's brian cashman, the yanks GM; April 14, 2009 at 10:51 AM
Adam Kaplan said...: oh hahahahahaha; April 14, 2009 at 2:14 PM
David "MVP" Eckstein said...: the preparation H one is the best; April 14, 2009 at 5:51 PM
The 'Bright' One said...: the nigerians one is the best; April 14, 2009 at 10:22 PM