Box Score Tonight: April 22
Posted by
David "MVP" Eckstein
on Thursday, April 23, 2009
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Box Score Tonight
Baseball was played tonight.
We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
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2 comments:
lame!!
who gave you that idea?
Jeff, baseball hasn't been played tonight actually. It is still only the early afternoon. You have to wait several more hours. I guess you are confused; that explains all the one sides trade offers you make me.
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