Hilarious Observations By Others

Last night, ESPN noted that in one game (4 AB's), Albert Pujols has matched the Royal's entire offensive output to date (167 AB's). Pujols had 2 HRs and 7 RBI last night, while the Royals have 2 HRs and 8 RBI as a team.

Also, as my father notes, the Brewers were forced to let C.C. Sabathia go because between C.C. and Prince Fielder, there was no food to feed anyone else on the team. God damn those mother fuckers are fat!