Cubs Nicknames

I realized that i have a personal nickname for practically every Cubs player, so i decided to share them with you.

Geovany Soto - Neo Geo(old video game console)
Derrek Lee - DLee
Mike Fontenot - The Font(when playing well), FonteNOT(when playing bad)
Ryan Theriot - The Riot
Aramis Ramirez - A-Ram
Alfonso Soriano - The Fonz, or just Fonzy
Kosuke Fukudome - Fukudomeson
Milton Bradley - Milton Bradley(haha)
Carlos Zambrano - Zaborchik(russian for fence)
Ted Lilly - Theodore
Rich Harden - Richie Rich
Ryan Dempster - Demp
Shawn Marshall - Lefty
Koyie Hill - 3 finger brown
Micah Haufpauer - The Hoff
Aaron Miles - Die Motherfucker
Joey Gathwright - Price is right
Reed Johnson - Evil Knievel

The bullpen doesnt have knicknames, except Neal Cotts *see Aaron Miles*