Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

Miller Park vs the Hall of Doom

Not convinced? Let's add a "retractable roof."

(For some people who don't know what the fuck I'm referencing, it's this)

2 comments:

Adam Kaplan said...: I love Miller Park. 8 dollar parking, an awesome, new comfortable stadium with great views everywhere- even the nosebleeds, great food, and relatively cheap seats. What's not to love? Stupid fans buying up all the White Sox/ Brewers games...; April 12, 2009 at 8:54 PM
David "MVP" Eckstein said...: The legion of doom plays there!; April 12, 2009 at 9:30 PM