Roger Clemens makes no sense, squared

I would make this more extensive if i didnt have finals the next 2 days, but here it goes.

Most of you have probably already heard the Roger Clemens interview this morning on Mike and Mike. And most of you have realized the idiotic logic Clemens made up...eerrr...used to explain why he would never use any drugs, ever. He claimed the past heart history in his family would make it suicidal for him to take steroids or HGH. He cited his brothers heart attack and the fact that his step-dad died of a heart attack. Clearly he has zero genetic relationship with his step father, unless he performed genetic tests to determine that he and his step dad share a common gene associated with heart disease, but something tells me he did not due so, hence his claim makes no sense.

However, here is some idiocy you may not have considered. Clemens threw under the bus...eerrr...admitted that his wife had take HGH to get in shape for their magazine cover photo. I have yet to start med school, but i'm pretty sure she shared more genetic information with her dad, than Roger shares with her dad. So Roger would never take HGH because it would be quote "suicidal", but would gladly let his wife take the hormone, even though it is superiorly much more "suicidal" for her. It's a shame baseball players are such morons.

4 comments:

David "MVP" Eckstein said...

I thought the same thing when you told me this. Boo Clemens. I hope he doesn't get into the hall of fame now. Let Kid K in instead. he threw a 20 K gamet too.

David "MVP" Eckstein said...

*game

The 'Bright' One said...

How has clemens never had tommy john?

David "MVP" Eckstein said...

Who needs Dr. James Andrews when you can have a doctor from the Dominican? back hurt a little? prescription: steroids!