This Is Why Women Should Never Play Sports

Now I actually am a big proponent of women playing sports and if it wasn't one in the morning I'd write a longer post and explain the title is a joke but...

WNBA reigning ROY and MVP Candice Parker will miss the beginning of the season because she just had a baby.

When LeBron's baby mama was having one of his kids, he was like FUCK YOU, I'M PLAYING IN THE FINALS BITCH! Tom Brady missed the birth of his kid from Michelle Monaghan because his gf at the time and current wife Gisele Bundchen had a birthday that night.

Can you imagine if Peyton Manning said to the Colts, "You know, I mean a lot to this franchise and also to the NFL, but um, yeah give me like 6 weeks so I can lose weight and get into shape, because I just brought a life into this world" Seriously, I know athletes miss time due to injury, but does anyone find this a bit, almost, silly? I wonder if your mom ever asked her work if she could miss time because she sprained her ACL?

2 comments:

The 'Bright' One said...

i'm a little confused where your getting at...

I have no clue how female leagues make money. I'm pretty sure the wnba will fold in 2 years. mark my words

Sexy Rexy said...

I'm just saying I think its funny that Candice Parker, the star of the WNBA, has to miss time because she got preggers. No other athlete misses time due to their baby's birth, but obviously women athletes do.

And yeah no one watches the WNBA when the economy was good. Obviously with the economy the way it is, its gonna fold