Michael Jackson is alive!

I'd like to say that i doctored this photo in microsoft paint, but unfortunately i did not. Nor is this some creepy halloween costume. Nope, it's Sammy showing up at the Latin Grammy awards looking at tad pale. Speculation is that Sammy either had a botched plastic surgery(no), has vitiligo(doubt it), simply put on too much make-up(no se), steroid side effects(si senor). You would think his wife would notice his discoloration, but she's probably too busy looking at herself in the mirror. Can't blame her

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