Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

Meet your Blackhawks through Christmas Jingles

1:15 - Brent Seabrooke
1:40 - Joe Quinville
2:15 - Patrick Sharp
2:17 - Johnathan Toews
2:20 Dustin Byuglien
2:50 - Cam Barker
2:59 - Andrew Ladd
3:00 - Cristobal Huet
3:05 - Duncan Keith
3:50 - Brian Capbell
3:52 - Patrick Kane

3 comments:

Adam Kaplan said...: tee hee hee perty ladies

Although I'm pretty sure what Patrick Kane should be thankful for is lack of jail time and the short memory of hockey fans. Maybe all that hitting does have an effect on... um.. you know.. that thing; December 25, 2009 at 1:19 AM
The 'Bright' One said...: I made that picture :)

You're admin privileges should be taken away until you learn how not to delete podcasts; December 25, 2009 at 2:05 AM
Adam Kaplan said...: 1) Im talking about the chicks in the youtube video, not ur pic.
2) I'm not having this argument via comments, but obviously it's not my fault my computer is dumb; December 25, 2009 at 12:44 PM