Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

The Worst Sports Announcer In The World Competition (ROUND 2)

Thank you to all who voted in round 1 of The Worst Sports Announcer In The World Competition. Round 1 had plenty of surprises. John Kruk, Steve Phillips and Buck Martinez were all eliminated, while Jim Rome survived round 1. Now it is time for round 2. The top 4 vote-getters of each category (bracket 3 will have five contestants, as there was a two-way tie for the fourth spot) have moved on to round two, where you can vote for up to TWO broadcasters per bracket. You can access voting for Round 2 by either clicking here (sorry, voting for round two has closed) or by clicking the giant blue link atop the page. Round 2 results will be released new year's day. We at Game Of Inches appreciate your participation and feedback. Cast your vote now!

Below are the voting results for round 1.