Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

Jay Cuntler on South Park

3 comments:

Adam Kaplan said...: Really Dude!? Really!? This is now the second time you've stolen a post from me:

http://gameofinches.blogspot.com/2009/07/jay-cutler-on-south-park.html

Didn't you think it was weird that "South Park" was already a tag?; September 5, 2009 at 5:00 PM
The 'Bright' One said...: I thought it was one of ecksteins stupid references. My bad; September 5, 2009 at 5:02 PM
Anonymous said...: south park is my favorite tv show. i watch south park every episode mostly two times.do you know Tighten your belts, all you Simpsons, American Dads and Robot Chickens as now you will have to compete with the king of all comedies, South Park, to win Emmy Award.; September 7, 2009 at 1:42 AM