Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

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Sanchez Learns To Slide

The New York Jets and Coach Rex Ryan want rookie Quarterback Mark Sanchez to learn how to slide. They want Sanchez to "make more of a conscious effort to slide and avoid potential injuries". This is because they want him to stay healthy. So the Jets brought in former Chicago Cub Catcher and current New York Yankees manager Joe Girardi. This way Sanchez would learn how to slide properly feet first.