Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

Jones Wants Back In baseball

Former Chicago Cub player Jacque Jones wants back in baseball. Jones played with the Cubs for the 2006 and 2007 season after playing with the Minnesota Twins his entire career before that from 1991to 2005 hitting .279 with 132 home runs and 476 RBIs. His short Cubs career was the opposite of that hitting .285 with 32 homers and 147 RBIs. He did hit .285 which many Cubs fans won't remember because he struggled so much as a Cub and was not consistent. Plus his defense was terrible!

Life after Cubs went even worse for him where he batted .147 in 42 games for the Tigers and Marlins in 2008. Now he says he is in great shape and will be lobbying for a job at the winter meetings. Hopefully Jim Hendry dloesn't sign him again.......................................